The Top 10 Funny Farmer Jokes from Circle C Farm

Our Picks for Top 10 Best Farm Jokes

Here at Circle C Farm, we've compiled our favorite farmer jokes for you to enjoy. Keep reading if you want the top 10 funniest farmer jokes of 2021! Thanks for reading!

  1. Which of all of the farm animal at Circle C Farm keeps the best time?
    A watch dog. 🐕
  2. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
    Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! 👂🌽
  3. Where does a farmer get his medicine from?
    The farm-acist. 💊
  4. What is a farmer’s favorite Bruce Springsteen song?
    Born in the USDA. 🇺🇸
  5. What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn’t fit into the pen?
    “🤔 Hmm... I believe there’s more there than meets the sty.”
  6. What do you get when you cross a farmer and some trendy headphones?
    Beets by Dre. 🎧
  7. What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
    A zebra. 🦓
  8. What did the depressed pig say to the farmer?
    “You always just take me for grunted.” 😩
  9. How did the organic vegetable die?
    Natural causes. ☠️
  10. What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
    It’s pasture bedtime! 🐮 💤

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Two Honorable Mentions

  1. What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?
    What a miss-steak. 🥩
  2. How did the farmer find his lost cow?
    He tractor down. 🚜

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