Our Picks for Top 10 Best Farm Jokes
Here at Circle C Farm, we've compiled our favorite farmer jokes for you to enjoy. Keep reading if you want the top 10 funniest farmer jokes of 2021! Thanks for reading!
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Which of all of the farm animal at Circle C Farm keeps the best time?
A watch dog. 🐕
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Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! 👂🌽
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Where does a farmer get his medicine from?
The farm-acist. 💊
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What is a farmer’s favorite Bruce Springsteen song?
Born in the USDA. 🇺🇸
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What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn’t fit into the pen?
“🤔 Hmm... I believe there’s more there than meets the sty.”
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What do you get when you cross a farmer and some trendy headphones?
Beets by Dre. 🎧
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What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra. 🦓
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What did the depressed pig say to the farmer?
“You always just take me for grunted.” 😩
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How did the organic vegetable die?
Natural causes. ☠️
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What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime! 🐮 💤
What Do You Think About Out Selections?
Two Honorable Mentions
- What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?
What a miss-steak. 🥩
- How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down. 🚜
