Top 5 Funny Farm Jokes About Cows πŸ„

Here's a List of the Top 5 Farm Jokes featuring Cows 🀣

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1. Why are cows such great dancers?Β 

They have all the best moooves!

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2. What did the cow tell the butcher?

Please stop, or else we’re gonna have some beef.

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3. Where would you find a cow who’s having a really bad day?

At McDonalds.

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4. What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?

The Daily Moos.

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5. What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture bedtime!

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